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[–] ChokeSlamAHam ago 

Reading the story of that calorie worshipper sounds a little suspect. Ever notice whenever someone is lying they give a story that has lots of details. The fat with a small penis said the fat with an inverted one couldn't sleep because it was writing a book about serial killers and rapists so it told it to sleep in and it died. Small penis fat got inverted penis some Starbeetus and gave it to her around 9:40. How could one fat not realize the other one was dead? I mean I'm not in mourning but that unfunny small penis fat lacks talent and imagination, maybe that's why the story it gave just doesn't sound right. It will eat its way into the spot beside its mate eventually.

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[–] The357Cure ago 

Too bad he's not been overwhelmed with despair and gone to join her.

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[–] walkershitlordranger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like she was a druggie. Fentanyl is a very strong painkiller. Maybe she was doctor shopping, because no doctor would prescribe that cocktail.

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[–] wtf_hell ago 

condition that caused blockages in her arteries

So...were they blood clots? Or fat clots?

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[–] 7915358? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Because fentanyl, Xanax, and Adderall all at once are totally normal.

What is with these beasts? I have three extremely painful herniated discs in my back and can BARELY get tramadol ONCE A YEAR because doctors are terrified of drug abuse. What the fuck do you do to get dispensed all of these regularly?!

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[–] 7920494? ago 

Texas is the ONLY state that requires physicians to take a law course before getting a license. It's not happening here.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought it was karma for all those times he told people he disagreed with to kill themselves instead of discussing things like a human being.

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why on earth was she taking fentanyl? If she had some sort of pain disorder or other illness that caused intense, chronic pain, surely Oswalt would have mentioned it. Obesity may have been just one of many issues this woman had if she was using fentanyl recreationally.

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[–] Pebble4Dunham 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A.) She was using fentanyl behind his back. -or- B.) They were using together and he kept it a secret until he could be rehabilitated.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I like it when fats are too stupid to stay alive. Who could have predicted that haphazardly mixing drugs might not be the best idea?

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