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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

<3 I spent all day rock climbing yesterday.

Now I'm fast - I run a lot. But running is horizontal - and any fatass can 'run' horizontally, albeit more slowly.

But climbing - that's vertical. And the only vertical fat does is float in a pool.

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[–] TheMelonSquire 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've definitely seen fats in my climbing gym. I go five-six times a year because I can't afford a membership :(, but because I've never been overweight and work out regularly I can send V3s and V4s without too much effort. The fats I've seen will always climb V0s or V1s and use the worst form imaginable. I love going to look around and observe the graceful, mathematical movements of experienced climbers and try to copy their form. Fats do not do this. They don't seek out help or try to learn and they give up immediately. Climbers are some of the nicest people I've ever met and even I would be willing to help a fatty if they asked, but they don't. I love to go until I am aching all over and my hands are bleeding. The concept of hard work is completely lost on them. The best thing is they always leave quickly.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gravity: the ultimate shitlord.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit ago 

I need to open a rock climbing gym.

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[–] blue5car ago 

Because there is no shitlord like gravity.

Gravity can't be instafiltered, photoshopped, thin shamed or declared sexist mysogynistic by a tubblr hugbox.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian ago 

There are some outdoor educators who tried indoor climbing at a previous workplace. I was shocked they could even get up an easy wall once. Then they were done.

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[–] SkinnyFat ago 

I dunno, I've seen some massively muscular people at bouldering gyms. Usually they're not the best climbers but you can definitively be mad swole and at least solve intermediate problems