[–] Dropkickbooties2 [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hahahaha! Ok, well, the job I need to pay for the roof over my head, and the appropriately portioned meals on my plate. I'm completely fatphobic. I'm scared that if I lose my job, I'll suffer from food insecurity, enter into starvation mode, and become a butter slug. I need this job to stay thin.
[–] SaneGoatiSwear 8 points -3 points 5 points (+5|-8) ago
-.-
da fuq
[–] Dropkickbooties2 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lolz. I guess you could say I'm almost as good at coming up with excuses as an aisle blocking butterhuffer... Almost.