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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

haha as always, the end sentence is the kicker.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's glorious.

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So glad The Onion still has balls enough to shitlord overtly. I know most satire sites lost them awhile back, probably under their ever growing FUPAs.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What's so hard to understand about going to a doctor, but not for medical advice? Obviously, 450lb patients know more than doctors. That's why they go to doctors. I defy you to find any flaw in that logic.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, because everyone knows Dr's spend that extra twenty years or so in school not to mention continuing education just so they can lay in wait to ambush fat people and fat shame them. Everybody knows that!

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[–] Obeastiality 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

450lb man

living to age 43

Broke my immersion.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

When the Onion is actually understated, you know things are bad.

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[–] derram 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

https://archive.is/deiIq | https://vgy.me/s5QBeL.png :

450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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