[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haha as always, the end sentence is the kicker.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What's so hard to understand about going to a doctor, but not for medical advice? Obviously, 450lb patients know more than doctors. That's why they go to doctors. I defy you to find any flaw in that logic.
[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So glad The Onion still has balls enough to shitlord overtly. I know most satire sites lost them awhile back, probably under their ever growing FUPAs.
[–] Obeastiality 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
450lb man
living to age 43
Broke my immersion.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
When the Onion is actually understated, you know things are bad.
[–] derram 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
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