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[–] NeedleStack 1 point 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Any chance this officer could catch up to a jogger to fine them?

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[–] 7884536? 2 points 16 points (+18|-2) ago 

its fake

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I should hope so

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[–] Turnip_Time 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I don't even know what's real anymore.

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[–] prickballs ago  (edited ago)

I could tell by the pixels and the smell of bullshit

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

A pity.

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[–] Stingerfreak 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

That seems a bit much. Is there some kind of epidemic of joggers dying of head injuries in Australia?

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[–] Kannibal [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the perils of Drunk Jogging.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No--- it’s more about preserving the Aussie infrastructure. The Aussies heads are so hard that when they fall down, they damage sidewalks and roadways. This is an effort to cut down on such damage.

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[–] hansbrinker ago 

ha ha

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[–] happy_snek 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This does seem a bit much. They could have communicated the same with an "OI MATE, NO HELMET? GET FUCKED, CUNT" sign, much simpler.

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[–] Figbash ago 

Probably just a need for a new revenue source.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

According to the sign by the manly chick there are like a thousand other things Australians can't do on the beach either.

In a country where everything is poisonous who has time for wearing helmets to prevent one in a million jogging accidents?

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[–] Goater ago 

Most of them just say, fines for leaving rubbish, no massive structures, etc. Being Bondi beach though, you've got a shit load of cunts coming in daily.

Except for the whole swim between the flags thing.

If you aren't attached to a board, you're going to get yelled at by a lifeguard who assumes you can't swim or are from a country without massive undercurrents.

The typical response if you don't want to be hassled is "fuck off mate I'm heading out back".

They also don't like it when you surf into the flagged area, even though you're ages away from swimmers. Just don't be a shitcunt and send ya board flying into tourists because you don't like a leggie and it's all good.

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[–] carlip 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

this is fake and called out as such when it was posted 2 days ago.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well they are Aussies so they probably head butting the fuck out of each other

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[–] derram 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Um...wat?

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