[–] Fourletterexpletive 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Imagine it were a guy saying this lol
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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This morning I was running to work along the pavement when, about 10 metres ahead of me, a scooter pulled a hard left into the driveway of McDonalds.
Based on the the loud "kathunk" it made, the suspension was obviously aggrieved as a portion of the frame hit the pavement.
It was at this moment I thought, "heh, I bottom out midgets".
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[–] Ivegotredditcancer 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Cheese curd