[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
~in David Attenborough's voice~
And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.
[–] mister_belvedere 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Look how much fucking fabric it took to make that shirt. To think that fats complain when their clothes cost more.
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those poor factory workers.
"What are we making here, a tarp? A tent?"
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The cringe level here is over 9000.
That baby face even on a human sized person would be fucking annoying and punch worthy.
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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
pretty much. Where did people get this "adulting" "self-care" BS from? I'm 30 and I shower, cook meals, balance my checkbook, etc. and don't expect a fucking medal, puppy, and hot chocolate for it. Yet this 35 year old eatbeast tenant of mine thinks doing one load of laundry (probably once a month) is an accomplishment, obviously can't clean himself properly, oh and can't replace a fucking roll of toilet paper. My 4 year old usually does it when she notices it's gone. A fucking. 4 year old.
[–] frumpybumpy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How many toilets you think it goes through in a week? The closest hardware store must be rolling in dough.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Holy huge bitch.
She's as wide as I am tall!
[–] Satirical_Headlines 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Land Whales of America (LWA) Seek Mandatory 'Shallow Hal' Thought Therapy for 'Shitlord.' Claim His Vision Can Be Corrected To See The Reality That Women Are Beautiful At All Sizes.
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can it even walk?
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
With great difficulty