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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can it even walk?

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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

With great difficulty

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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

pretty much. Where did people get this "adulting" "self-care" BS from? I'm 30 and I shower, cook meals, balance my checkbook, etc. and don't expect a fucking medal, puppy, and hot chocolate for it. Yet this 35 year old eatbeast tenant of mine thinks doing one load of laundry (probably once a month) is an accomplishment, obviously can't clean himself properly, oh and can't replace a fucking roll of toilet paper. My 4 year old usually does it when she notices it's gone. A fucking. 4 year old.

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[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Holy huge bitch.

She's as wide as I am tall!

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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Today

Implying...?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

~in David Attenborough's voice~

And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That just made my whole night, thanks!

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[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The cringe level here is over 9000.

That baby face even on a human sized person would be fucking annoying and punch worthy.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

You know it only looks like a baby because baby's have an extra layer of fat for insulation. What's her excuse? Oh right, TWINKIES!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Does that mean it can't eat a whole adult today? Maybe just a child, then?

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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Children are portable, and delicious.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If I made that face I'd look like a skeleton. She has too much fat for her cheekbones to pop out.

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