[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3.8 years ago
~in David Attenborough's voice~
And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3.8 years ago
That just made my whole night, thanks!
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 3.8 years ago
Can it even walk?
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 3.8 years ago
With great difficulty
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
~in David Attenborough's voice~
And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That just made my whole night, thanks!