[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
~in David Attenborough's voice~
And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The cringe level here is over 9000.
That baby face even on a human sized person would be fucking annoying and punch worthy.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Does that mean it can't eat a whole adult today? Maybe just a child, then?
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Children are portable, and delicious.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If I made that face I'd look like a skeleton. She has too much fat for her cheekbones to pop out.
[–] Convair990 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can it even walk?
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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
pretty much. Where did people get this "adulting" "self-care" BS from? I'm 30 and I shower, cook meals, balance my checkbook, etc. and don't expect a fucking medal, puppy, and hot chocolate for it. Yet this 35 year old eatbeast tenant of mine thinks doing one load of laundry (probably once a month) is an accomplishment, obviously can't clean himself properly, oh and can't replace a fucking roll of toilet paper. My 4 year old usually does it when she notices it's gone. A fucking. 4 year old.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
She doesn't look like she can walk today either...