[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Does that mean it can't eat a whole adult today? Maybe just a child, then?
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Children are portable, and delicious.
[–] Satirical_Headlines 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Land Whales of America (LWA) Seek Mandatory 'Shallow Hal' Thought Therapy for 'Shitlord.' Claim His Vision Can Be Corrected To See The Reality That Women Are Beautiful At All Sizes.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Holy huge bitch.
She's as wide as I am tall!
[–] frumpybumpy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How many toilets you think it goes through in a week? The closest hardware store must be rolling in dough.
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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
pretty much. Where did people get this "adulting" "self-care" BS from? I'm 30 and I shower, cook meals, balance my checkbook, etc. and don't expect a fucking medal, puppy, and hot chocolate for it. Yet this 35 year old eatbeast tenant of mine thinks doing one load of laundry (probably once a month) is an accomplishment, obviously can't clean himself properly, oh and can't replace a fucking roll of toilet paper. My 4 year old usually does it when she notices it's gone. A fucking. 4 year old.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The cringe level here is over 9000.
That baby face even on a human sized person would be fucking annoying and punch worthy.
[–] mister_belvedere 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Look how much fucking fabric it took to make that shirt. To think that fats complain when their clothes cost more.
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those poor factory workers.
"What are we making here, a tarp? A tent?"
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[–] Slyboots 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I fucking hope so.
[–] Pullmypork 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
GOOD. Maybe then we can be bombarded with anti-fat commercials the way we are with anti-smoking. It's OVERDUE. Fucking shame these whales and stop glorifying it. I'm SO tired of this. I want them all dead.