[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If I made that face I'd look like a skeleton. She has too much fat for her cheekbones to pop out.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Does that mean it can't eat a whole adult today? Maybe just a child, then?
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Children are portable, and delicious.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
~in David Attenborough's voice~
And here we see the common four-breasted obeast, obeastus quadrubreastus, trying to attract a human male. Unfortunately for the obeast, human males know better than to mate with it, lest they be crushed underneath its massive rolls.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The cringe level here is over 9000.
That baby face even on a human sized person would be fucking annoying and punch worthy.
[–] TattooedWife 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Holy huge bitch.
She's as wide as I am tall!
[–] mister_belvedere 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Look how much fucking fabric it took to make that shirt. To think that fats complain when their clothes cost more.
[–] GeneralPepper [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Those poor factory workers.
"What are we making here, a tarp? A tent?"
[–] Isolation ago
Beach blanket