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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I read that as "fats hate you. Want to kill you." And immediately thought "good luck catching me."

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"good luck catching me."

Cue up the Benny Hill music as I do something simple like walk up some stairs and laugh at the fats from the top.

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[–] hellno [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Youtube has hours of entertaining fats trying to human.

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is fucking GREAT! I've gotta watch more television! Any lurking fatties can tell me what to eat while I'm watching? ;P

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[–] Miss32E ago 

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[–] Obeastiality 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

“It’s much better to be fit and fat,” she says, “than skinny and lazy.”

Nice article, but this line at the end is pretty retarded.

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[–] hellno [S] ago 

Most fats are lazy. Kicker.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Bruno often rode until his shorts were bloody, because they don’t make bike shorts (or seats) that fit people who weigh more than 400 pounds.

And this is why you pre-wipe at the gym.

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[–] Catkilljoy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Except when the fat gym attendant doesn't replace the sanitary wipes. Thanks for the MRSA you fat fuck.

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[–] hellno [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Byosw. Im going to start bringing my òwn antibacterial wipes.

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[–] hellno [S] ago 

Im afraid to sit in some hams pool of sweat. The thought revolts me.

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[–] FordG 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

So he went to a second drive thru because he's too embarrassed about ordering too much at one? What an idiot. Instead of "don't order so much Youd become embarrassed" didn't go through his mind, it was "go to another one and order more." I can't even fathom how someone thinks that.

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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's like doctor shopping/going to a different pharmacy when you're filling extra prescriptions if you're addicted to painkillers or what have you. It's just addict behavior and the shame cycles that go along with it.

Fats aren't special except to the extent that they demand (and to a disgusting degree, get) special treatment from society such that they receive less explicit shaming than other addicts who arguably aren't doing as much damage to the public as they are.

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bruno is a rare specimen indeed.

95% of other fats would have given that mean fat-shaming doctor a bad review then found a new doctor that would prescribe them 17 different medications for their condishuns rather than the easiest common-sense solution.

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Treat me like you would a thin person hurrhurr!

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[–] Kento_Hardrock ago 

You have to remember, this was early 00's, before being obese became something to take pride in.

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[–] AllOutOfBubblegum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"In any sedentary, inactive person—including people who aren’t actually obese—fat invades the muscles, slipping in between muscle fibers like the marbling in Wagyu beef."

Damn, fat is fucked up.

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[–] frumpybumpy ago 

Sounds like a great premise for a horror movie, not going to lie.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fascinating

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[–] Lord_of_the_rats 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

fatscinating

edit: a fat school teacher actually pronounced it liike that

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[–] DrFingers ago 

shit, I wish I thought of that!

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