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[–] TheGruffalo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Maybe it had blisters. All that exercise can be tough on oversized slabs of meat crammed into its new workout shoes.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't use the locker room. I had an eatbeast thrust their Micropenis in my face, as it could not bend to put on clothes and had to hike a foot up on the bench.

I think I've successfully drank that memory away.

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[–] damnbiker [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cannot unsee; my sympathies.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It could be a wart. Duct tape is one remedy for warts.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

oh God, run away!!! don't walk around barefoot!

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll ago 

What the fuck do fats do at a rock climbing gym?

There is literally nothing for them there at all.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Maybe they fell off and he duct taped them back on.

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[–] vandilx ago 

Sounds like improper-fitting footwear. The obeast probably doesn't want to invest in proper shoes or be fitted for a pair.