[–] vandilx 4 points 7 points 11 points (+11|-4) ago (edited ago)
With a diet of KFC and taco bowls, he chose his way to fatness. Yet he still gets to bang Melania.
The only sports he is "fit" to play are golf and bowling. Kind of fitting, since the white house has a bowling alley and he owns plenty of golf courses.
It would be kind of cool if Trump started to work out and eat better and visibly lost weight while in office, though I'm sure the mainstream news sources will just say the weight loss was due to the stress of the office.
[–] flibolimay 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
Yet he still gets to bang Melania
It's almost as if inheriting an obscene amount of money makes you more desirable to women.
[–] Dr_Beetus91 7 points 21 points 28 points (+28|-7) ago
God he is such a fat piece of shit
[–] AppleSlice 9 points 10 points 19 points (+19|-9) ago
I come to /v/FPH to destress from Trump and the current dumpster fire that is the "United" States of America. Thank you. <3
[–] DayShaun 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Dat jawline. /s