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[–] worldofmadness 6 points 41 points (+47|-6) ago 

omg how dare you make fun of god emperor, he gonna make murica great again

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[–] AppleSlice 4 points 20 points (+24|-4) ago 

lol Spot on. I just got called a cunt for commenting on this post.

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[–] Runway22L 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

That was harsh!

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[–] SurfinBetty 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

He's already got way more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama ever got.

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[–] talones 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its ironic that the streets during those protests were just like their arteries, clogged to shit.

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[–] DayShaun ago 

Wasn't her campaign for children, not adult women?

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[–] squeakels 3 points 37 points (+40|-3) ago 

He's the worst kind of fat because he berates other people for being fat but somehow doesn't realize what a gelatinous monstrosity he is.

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[–] Fayutt 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

The best part is that it's not like he couldn't afford a trainer and a dietician... or a gastric bypass.

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[–] diacetylmorfine 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

i know right? hams making fun of other hams is truly embarrassing, for them.

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[–] thefisherman1961 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fats always hate fats that are fatter than them

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[–] Dr_Beetus91 7 points 21 points (+28|-7) ago 

God he is such a fat piece of shit

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[–] AppleSlice 9 points 10 points (+19|-9) ago 

I come to /v/FPH to destress from Trump and the current dumpster fire that is the "United" States of America. Thank you. <3

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[–] Runway22L 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Finally, someone who agrees what a dump the USA is now, THANK YOU!

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[–] vandilx 4 points 7 points (+11|-4) ago  (edited ago)

With a diet of KFC and taco bowls, he chose his way to fatness. Yet he still gets to bang Melania.

The only sports he is "fit" to play are golf and bowling. Kind of fitting, since the white house has a bowling alley and he owns plenty of golf courses.

It would be kind of cool if Trump started to work out and eat better and visibly lost weight while in office, though I'm sure the mainstream news sources will just say the weight loss was due to the stress of the office.

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[–] flibolimay 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Yet he still gets to bang Melania

It's almost as if inheriting an obscene amount of money makes you more desirable to women.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

On a side note, perhaps someone should tell Trump that if he loses the gut, he gets more usable dick length. I'm sure Melania would be on board with that.

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[–] leaffur 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you can.... Grab them by the pussy

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[–] 7840090? ago 

If he goes to NY. It isn't like they live together.

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