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[–] f---ck-your-f---ce ago 

Barnum and Bailey Circus is going out of business...this guy should be able to get some furniture at a steal.

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[–] shitpeople-blr ago  (edited ago)

While I do take into consideration that boogie is so morbid that I wasn't sure what exactly what I was looking at, or why it needed to be censored at first, I still find it disturbing to look at an unidentifiable fleshy mass with a big black bruise on it. The fact that it's his ass, and the fact that an ass can look like like is equally disconcerning.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I normally don't address the subhumans that lurk here silently, but I'll make the exception just this once for you, Boogie.

I know you are reading this. The Internet serves as your one release from the pathetic self created hell that you have inflicted on yourself, and turning your life into an online freakshow is as close as you will ever get to meaningful human contact. And that's what you are. A self-mutilated freak exposing himself to the world.

You have no friends, Boogie. All your sycophants are either enablers using you to feel better about their miserable lives (because no matter how disgusting they are, you're worse) or spectators laughing at you, not with you. You have no career. You have no accomplishments. You have failed as a husband and a person so enormously that you can't really be considered human. When you die (and that glorious moment is coming much sooner than you can imagine) the world will be improved by your absence.

Now go eat another jar of mayo and have Francis tell all your "fans" how wrong I am. While crying.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

This is an older article but it suggests that obesity accelerates aging by 9 years. So this would make Boogie's age 51

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It says "obesity" on average increases age by 9 years. So it could also mean that super mega immobeasity increases it by more.

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[–] Lord_of_the_rats 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

how the fuk it is possible to turn your ass BLACK from falling of a fuking chair huh

lol fats gonna fat

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's the part that blew my mind. If I fall a whole 2 feet, the biggest thing I have to worry about is my ego being bruised. Boogie falls on its ass and it looks like it was in a car accident.

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[–] Lord_of_the_rats 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

maybe it was fake and he was just attention whoring

i would hav thought that the fat would cushion it's ass

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[–] Pulsar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

DO NOT CLICK!

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn, fats really do take far more damage from simple falls. That chair can't be taller than 2ft. My bike seat sits much higher than that. When I hit some slick ice last week I managed to slip and landed right on my tailbone. After rolling around in pain for 30 seconds I got up and walked the rest of the way to class.

After class I was back on the bike. No bruising, but I was a little sore for about 4 days so I had to take it easy on certain exercises (workout day is every other day).

This fat fuck falls two feet and is seriously fucked up from it. I wonder if this is what will kick off the chain reaction of ailments that will lead to his death.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fats of that size are being executed. At all times. It's surprising that he didn't end up in the hospital for an extended period, given his weight.

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[–] FatsoMcgee [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Combined with his diabeetus, it takes him 1 week for the bruising to go away and now he has a hematoma that could take weeks to heal. Your body literally cannot heal optimally from being obese. And boogie knows better than to fall for the HAES Bullshit but is just too weak willed to change. I'm tired of his shit. He's getting bariatric surgery this year but haven't proved he can lose weight by himself.

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What he doesn't tell you is that it's just the very top inch of that purplish, shitty-looking skin that's the actual bruise; the rest is just due to rubbing/beetus/justfatthings.

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