0
0

[–] McPhatty ago 

I ripped a fart once that caused the guy sitting next to me to have to immediately get up and go take a shit himself.

1
0

[–] Greasy 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Hello! I invite everyone to /v/farts for more deep and insightful discussion regarding this topic. Thank you and have a nice day!

1
0

[–] ExpertShitposter 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

No but i've ripped farts so bad it could have been considers the holocaust.

1
-1

[–] aria_taint 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

In an empty elevator that I was getting out on the 5th floor but the door opened on the 3rd there were like 5 people waiting to get in. I left and took the stairs to the 5th....

2
-1

[–] Wowbagger 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Buddy of mine is a ridiculously deep sleeper. Used to have to tip his bed to get him out. One night though, he ripped such a loud one in his sleep that he jumped up and started looking for an intruder.

2
0

[–] Fritzl_Juice 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I went on holiday once to the Canary Islands, where I drank far too much cheap alcohol.. shitty cheap vodkas and the like.

When I got back I had the worst trapped wind of my life.. I was not far from going to hospital, thought I'd developed whole body cancer aids or something.

Managed to find comfortable sleeping position eventually.. mid way through the night I wake up and feel it moving through my body... out comes the worst gas my body has ever felt. A long, hot, burning fume of gas erupts from my anus slowly.. I'm not exaggerating when I say burning either.

As the orgasmic joy of having removed this from inside my body ends.. the stench begins.. it smelt really, really bad... real toxic shit.
Some how my girlfriend doesn't awaken.. as this is basically a chemical weapon attack in the bedroom and she wouldn't have been happy!

Anyway, the end.

2
-2

[–] Hehax 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Anything can be considered hate speech these days, so that isn't even a criteria anymore.

2
-1

[–] jerkwad152 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I once cleared out two checkstands at the grocery store with one fart.

(So....random downvoats for no reason...........?)

load more comments ▼ (10 remaining)