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[–] Plavonica 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

I've let one loose that was so bad the dog groaned and left the room.

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[–] Derpfroot 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Glad we agreed on no voat meet-ups.

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[–] 7818539? 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

YES! In a college auditorium sitting next to hundreds of people. Multiple times,. it was rancid and horrible chemical warfare.

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[–] o0shad0o 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

I was on antibiotics. Let one rip inside a storage unit two friends were helping me move stuff out of. They ran for it. I could barely see, my eyes were watering so badly.

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[–] revfelix 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Daily. The only one who farts worse than me is my brother's dog.

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[–] HWY__395 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

ROFL

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[–] ScottRockview 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Ripping Odorous Farts Loudly?

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[–] HWY__395 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Precisely

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[–] 8_billion_eaters 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Have you ever had someone with severe halitosis give you a raspberry?

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[–] ScottRockview ago 

The people who sent me my pi may have had bad breath.

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[–] Fritzl_Juice 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I went on holiday once to the Canary Islands, where I drank far too much cheap alcohol.. shitty cheap vodkas and the like.

When I got back I had the worst trapped wind of my life.. I was not far from going to hospital, thought I'd developed whole body cancer aids or something.

Managed to find comfortable sleeping position eventually.. mid way through the night I wake up and feel it moving through my body... out comes the worst gas my body has ever felt. A long, hot, burning fume of gas erupts from my anus slowly.. I'm not exaggerating when I say burning either.

As the orgasmic joy of having removed this from inside my body ends.. the stench begins.. it smelt really, really bad... real toxic shit.
Some how my girlfriend doesn't awaken.. as this is basically a chemical weapon attack in the bedroom and she wouldn't have been happy!

Anyway, the end.

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