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[–] Hehax 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Anything can be considered hate speech these days, so that isn't even a criteria anymore.

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[–] aria_taint 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

In an empty elevator that I was getting out on the 5th floor but the door opened on the 3rd there were like 5 people waiting to get in. I left and took the stairs to the 5th....

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[–] Wowbagger 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Buddy of mine is a ridiculously deep sleeper. Used to have to tip his bed to get him out. One night though, he ripped such a loud one in his sleep that he jumped up and started looking for an intruder.

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[–] jerkwad152 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I once cleared out two checkstands at the grocery store with one fart.

(So....random downvoats for no reason...........?)

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[–] McPhatty ago 

I ripped a fart once that caused the guy sitting next to me to have to immediately get up and go take a shit himself.

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[–] Greasy 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Hello! I invite everyone to /v/farts for more deep and insightful discussion regarding this topic. Thank you and have a nice day!

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[–] ExpertShitposter 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

No but i've ripped farts so bad it could have been considers the holocaust.

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