[–] ExpertShitposter 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
No but i've ripped farts so bad it could have been considers the holocaust.
[–] jerkwad152 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago (edited ago)
I once cleared out two checkstands at the grocery store with one fart.
(So....random downvoats for no reason...........?)
[–] scoopadoop 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
This is one my newest favorite sentences. Top fav is "I have everything I need to make all the tacos I want"