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[–] xXx_yolo-swagbl4ze_x 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Red, the color of Ferrari. Also the color of the blood on my hands.

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[–] itsvoatyo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Black, the color of despair.

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[–] Wmb102er ago 

That's racisss!

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[–] CptnCrunch ago 

Don't feel bad if it's in some 3rd world country that keeps over populating themselves to ever have any kind of hope.

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[–] Caboose_Calloway 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

No option for killing billions for $1000?

Pfft Amateurs.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You might enjoy this short story by Neil Gaiman. We Can Get Them For You Wholesale

Trigger Warning: PDF

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[–] SpookyTJ 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You say that singular. I would have so many more than one.

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[–] cyberpunk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You'd kill one of each color?

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know Veyrons are fast and all, but I don't like the look of 'em.

Given a billion dollars, my first round of cars would be:

  1. A big comfy super-luxury thing, probably a Bentley Mulsanne

  2. One nice supercar, probably a Ferrari or Aston Martin

  3. One ridiculous hypercar, maybe a McLaren P1

  4. One low-key luxury car for getting round town without being the centre of attention, probably a Jaguar XJ (or a Mercedes S Class like every other rich bastard)

  5. One low-key sports car for getting round town without being the centre of attention, probably a Porsche

  6. A big SUV for the snow. I dunno, maybe a Range Rover?

Then I'd start collecting stuff I actually wanted.

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[–] 421354? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I love this post, also I'd get a black one.

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[–] Billionaire [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've always wanted a white one, they just look so crisp and clean.

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[–] Azor-Ahai ago 

Until it gets dirty.

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[–] Dumbtickles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would press the button for the billion but then it was switch at the last second and all I would get would be a 60 second flair.

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[–] stanthedanman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blackish purple, the same color as the fleshy part of my fist from beating the button like it literally owes me money.

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[–] l23r ago 

Purple. Bright purple. Just because.

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[–] Dinoczar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Black or dark grey. Nice and dark like this joke.

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