[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
you should probably gas yourself. that's the second note of the art of grammar, from the lesser key of solomon. pseudo-magical kikery
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago (edited ago)
Got a natural gas oven. It's on now. I'll probably pussy out.
EDIT: Yeaah, I pulled an Elton. The smell wasn't pleasant, so I opened a window. God damn... Sleeping on your knees with your head in an oven for eight days really brings things into perspective:
1) It's not comfortable.
2) Gas bills are fucking god damn expensive.
3) Hipsters shouldn't smoke beside open windows.
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
It took me forever to know how to respond to this... But I actually was not supposed to be born, fantasy aside...
[–] julian_assanger [S] 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago (edited ago)
I am so glad my whore of a mother didn't get blood and discharge all over it.
Also, the title was a joke, because this is from a grimoire, and one who possesses a thing of such great power is beyond asking questions. Also, I'm fucking drunk again.
[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
because this is from a grimoire
it's from a jewish grimoire and has no real power just like numerology and any other kike sorcery nonsense
[–] BonerWizard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Also I looked up the word grimoire and *the shopping suggestion was one from Barnes and Nobles. Color me a bit more disillusioned.
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
Believe it or not, there are lots of publishers that do things the old-fashioned way. I bet you'd more easily believe how much some of them charge... like U.S. $500.00 minimum.
[–] BonerWizard 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Gimmie your evil book of magick so I can live up to my username.
[–] MetalAegis 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your mother was a jackal?
[–] julian_assanger [S] ago
And your father smelled of elderberries!