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[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We found the fatty

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[–] biggerisnotbetter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"her characters by making them both fat and stupid"

In all fairness, have u ever met a smart hambeast?

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[–] faizi199BC 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's scientifically proven fatties are intellectually inferior.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's great! And it's for sale on Amazon! Is there a way to link this so it gets LOTS of play time? "So they're laughing AT them not WITH them". Okay folks, I admit that when I watch my big fat retarded super obeast life on TLC I'M LAUGHING AT THE SUPER OBEAST HAM WHO'S the star of that train wreck, not WITH her! BAAHAAHAAHAA!

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Amazon, lets make this a best seller. If you don't have kids you can donate the book somewhere,

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh, but I do have a kid! He's too young to talk, but one day he's gonna make a fine shitlord

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Let's get little man one of these! My treat!

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's so great to see you posting again!

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Thanks! It's been a crazy week and instead of FPHing at night after the baby is asleep, I've been playing Skyrim hahaha

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[–] honormyacanthosis [S] ago 

I tried to link to amazon, but it's illegal to do so on coat. :(

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

The anthropomorphized animals, shown living in squalor and wearing stereotypical lower-class clothing, believe that their sofa is shrinking

On point description of most fatties we see here:

  • Live in dirty houses
  • Clothes look like shit
  • Think furniture is made too small, airplane seats are shrinking every year

That book should be classified as "non-fiction" if not for the protagonists being talking animals.

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[–] PerplexedPheasant 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Someone here could argue hamplanets ARE talking animals...

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But ones lacking the intelligence of a pig or octopus.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My cat is way smarter than fatties

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[–] PerplexedPheasant 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"shown living in squalor and wearing stereotypical lower-class clothing" Aren't they always complaining their being fat is caused by living in poor neighborhoods and being oppressed all the time and having to work countless shifts without time to cook only to end up at hamdonald's???

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

Skip this sermon and enjoy a nice walk outside instead.

Like fatties ever walk... Lmao

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[–] Pullmypork ago 

My 600-lb life isn't getting the message through their thick skulls, so they had to turn it into a children's book complete with illustrations.

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