it could walk around the neighborhood and get 10x more of a workout than this..... so much delusion
[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i can't hear her through all the cholesterol in the air here but i can hear that poor chair screaming for mercy
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We have these morning shows where sometimes obeasts or not too mobile elderly show up on stage with chairs. Hilarious.
[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Burn inches The fine print probably reads "providing you don't eat like a wild animal who's been locked up without food for 3 days"
[–] nobslob 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A starving animal has a reason to gorge when food is finally available. A more apt analogy is a drug addict on his 50th straight month of binging. Although if drug addicts binged any harder drugs as badly as fats binge food, they wouldn't last more than a week.
[–] hulkingmanbeast ago
3 minutes later.. "I'm already... wheeze... tired... wheeze"