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[–] hulkingmanbeast ago 

3 minutes later.. "I'm already... wheeze... tired... wheeze"

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[–] MakeAmericaThinAgain ago 

it could walk around the neighborhood and get 10x more of a workout than this..... so much delusion

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Thanks for the hearty laugh OP, that was good!

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA ago 

It needs to practice more fork put-downs and beer not-chugs.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i can't hear her through all the cholesterol in the air here but i can hear that poor chair screaming for mercy

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We have these morning shows where sometimes obeasts or not too mobile elderly show up on stage with chairs. Hilarious.

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[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Burn inches The fine print probably reads "providing you don't eat like a wild animal who's been locked up without food for 3 days"

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[–] nobslob 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A starving animal has a reason to gorge when food is finally available. A more apt analogy is a drug addict on his 50th straight month of binging. Although if drug addicts binged any harder drugs as badly as fats binge food, they wouldn't last more than a week.

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[–] runkkaamunatulessa 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

body type: circle

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