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[–] OhTheHamanatee [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Highlights:

  • It doesn't ever want to be a skinny stick, but it wouldn't mind losing some weight

  • It is extremely healthy - eats healthy even since before being diagnosed with PCOS

  • It exercises every single day: squats, pushups, weights, etc.

  • It eats salad and egg every day (? ok..)

  • Everyone has fat surrounding their organs (???)

  • "Trolls" tell it that it would feel better if it lost weight, and nobody knows its health by looking at it so stop assuming REEEEEE

  • Skinny means nothing, because those "anorexics" could have failing organs

  • Some people just cannot lose weight because CUNDISHUNS

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fat around the organs is dangerous and toxic for the body. Stupid ham.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My attempt at translation:

  • Even fats don't want to fuck fats and it knows this
  • "Healthy" being only 3/day meals from McDicks
  • Exercise = selfies at Planet Fatness
  • Ranch soup with egg
  • No, not really. This is a bad thing
  • Trolls = people I disagree with
  • wat
  • CUNDISHUNS = my lazyness

TL;DR: REEEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] Bitter_bitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Extremely" healthy - yeah pretty much gives it away that it's hulls hit

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[–] wmeth 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can we just take a moment to appreciate camera technology these days? That camera maintained focus on the back wall, the pig's head, and its protruding gut, all at the same time. I mean, the change in distance from its gut (closest to the camera) to its beetus intake valve (further from the camera) must be at LEAST a few meters.

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[–] 7776506? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Cough, eh-hem, cough, excuse me I'm a little sick but even though I'm super obese, I'm perfectly healthy...sorry, just lost my train of thought".

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[–] Sire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

First 2 minutes

Being healthy is true. Eating healthy should be a given

3 seconds later

However, not all bodies are built the same

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[–] repostpolice6969 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yuck, I can hear her fat jiggling in her throat while she speaks

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[–] hulkingmanbeast ago 

Some people say you should be healthy, eat right, exercise... that's all really important... cough cough.. hack hack, oh I'm still getting over this cold, or sinuses or whatever... cough cough

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's like some evil sorcerer animated a bag of pudding with poor integrity that's trying desperately to keep from spilling itself all over the floor. Then for some reason it starts rambling about being healthy or something.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What a load of crap.

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