[–] ifthewallscouldtalk 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
of course it has something like food stamps AND mommy and daddy footing the bill.
[–] ShitpostingRetard 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm stealing "Dorito based lifeform".
[–] alien_cyclops [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I cannot take credit for that. I read that over at the old /r/FPH.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
When it says "I don't care" repeatedly, I'm inclined to believe it actually does. I got to the incoherent blowing of raspberries, then gave up, suitably disgusted.
[–] MCgrimalkin21 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can't do it, I can't watch more than a minute of that. I want to reach into the computer and slap her. She doesn't want a job because she doesn't want to get her fat ass off the couch, unless its to get more food to shove in her face. She doesn't want to deal with customers, as a customer, I don't want to have to deal with her.
[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What a worthless, morbidly hideous sack of shit.
[–] DefendingLoser 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Life is hard, then you die." I think she's passed the hard part, moving towards death.
[–] alien_cyclops [S] ago
More like she's passed on the hard part. The hardest thing she does in a day is probably shite, or getting out of bed at 1pm. Life is hard, but that difficulty is half the fun.
[–] Geewunner ago
Exactly.