[–] BarbieBitch 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Translation: "I'm deluded about how fat I actually am and don't read sizing charts. I ordered a size 20, but it's still six sizes too small! Instead of challenging my delusions, I'' going to blame the clothing company for not making literal tarps and labelling them in accordance with my delusions about what size I am."
[–] stupideurasian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It seems a waste now because whenever I see fabletics, I read it as flabletics.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Me, too. I slipped the other day & said it to a friend
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[–] l23r 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A size 4 is an actual size.
and the fact that she knows how a size 14 fits (or not) over her fupa knee means she has gone into a store, tried on their biggest size, gotten her sweat all over it - cause you know getting dressed is a workout - stretched it out, and probably left it in a pile on the floor (partially because she's lazy and does it at home, but also because she literally can't bend down to pick them up) before greasing herself up with her Purse Mayo to squeeze out the dressing room door and waddle towards the food court.
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[–] Ankhsunamun 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why do fatties want to squeeze themselves into the tightest things possible?
[–] ElectricPurple ago
Leggings over a certain size should be highly illegal.