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[–] Pullmypork 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Orders size 20, doesn't fit. The high possibility that the walrus gained weight never crossed its mind. "Make real sizes!" The fuck? Christ, I'll be shopping in the kids section by the time fat asses get done ruining everything.

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[–] l23r 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

A size 4 is an actual size.

and the fact that she knows how a size 14 fits (or not) over her fupa knee means she has gone into a store, tried on their biggest size, gotten her sweat all over it - cause you know getting dressed is a workout - stretched it out, and probably left it in a pile on the floor (partially because she's lazy and does it at home, but also because she literally can't bend down to pick them up) before greasing herself up with her Purse Mayo to squeeze out the dressing room door and waddle towards the food court.

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[–] stupideurasian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It seems a waste now because whenever I see fabletics, I read it as flabletics.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Me, too. I slipped the other day & said it to a friend

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat girls shouldn't wear leggings, it should be a crime if they do...

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[–] BarbieBitch 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Translation: "I'm deluded about how fat I actually am and don't read sizing charts. I ordered a size 20, but it's still six sizes too small! Instead of challenging my delusions, I'' going to blame the clothing company for not making literal tarps and labelling them in accordance with my delusions about what size I am."

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[–] WeightsNotCakes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

TIL that if I order clothes that are too small for me, it's obviously the fault of the manufacturer. Because the (wheeze)customer(snort)is always right (REEEEEEEEEEEEE)

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[–] ElectricPurple ago 

Leggings over a certain size should be highly illegal.

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[–] Ankhsunamun 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why do fatties want to squeeze themselves into the tightest things possible?

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