[–] SaneGoatiSwear 2 points 0 points 2 points (+2|-2) ago
@jmtullock give v/fatpeoplehate some love and support
our new image hoster is a voat goat, shitlords and ladies!
SHITLORD FOR LIFE!
[–] scootycreampuff 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh God, all the images in my head about fats eating straight butter today have made me absolutely nauseous. That's not how you use butter.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago
Can one of you photo shop shitlords draw over this lard as if she was human
[–] SloptimusPrime 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
[–] laughing_90 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did this for you :) Hope you enjoy it!! http://imgur.com/a/zDYkt
[–] laughing_90 ago
Also, I only used imgur because sli.mg is not working. And if she looks hot its because I am used to drawing for high fashion... not for whatever the fuck she is.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm also pretty certain that this was one of those "I need feminism" signs, but I'm willing to believe that there was probably some connection to butter in the original set up. Like maybe:
I'm being oppressed by the patriarchy because the milkman keeps bringing me delicious sticks of butter
or
I need feminism because the patriarchy won't recognize my civil union to high fat dairy products
or
I need feminism because unrealistic, female beauty standards just aren't possible with a one pound of butter a week habit
or maybe its fingers were just caked in butter when it was having its picture taken.
Anyway, it's obvious that eating butter is the feminist's favourite strategy for fighting the patriarchy.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Amateur mistake - she should have been eating butter out of the tub instead.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The idea of eating a stick of butter makes me feel sick! Ew!! Why on earth would someone eat a stick of butter?!?! That's just like pouring lard and lbs down your throat, there is something really wrong with people who do that and enjoy it.. I am like wtf! Butter is awesome on crumpets but on its own ..... Just NO!! Vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit Is this an American thing? Is it common to do this in the states?
[–] SkinnyFrenchBitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Honestly, I thought that only Homer Simpson are doing things like that...
[–] DalaiFarmer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Normal people don't eat fucking sticks of butter.
[–] leweb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Right? It's not even nice. I mean, if I'm going to eat something fatty, there are lots of much more appetizing things.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago
EW I knew a girl in middle school who would eat scoops of butter. At the time she was semi thin but I think it was more bc her mom was a dead beat piece of shit who would only occasionally buy them food. She would say it wasn't that bad but all I can imagin is it being greasy as fuck
[–] Hinasil 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I can't even taste anything when I eat straight up butter. I just feel the grease all over my mouth, it's disgusting. The fact this hambeast nearly choked on a stick of butter tells us it's too lazy to cook and to kill itself.
[–] tapsnapornap 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
No. They just use a spoon instead