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[–] 7671850? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I can tell this is an exploitable photoshop because there's no way that creature has a gag reflex.

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[–] praivo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that's the problem. It probably tried to choke itself but ended up just swallowing it instead.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm also pretty certain that this was one of those "I need feminism" signs, but I'm willing to believe that there was probably some connection to butter in the original set up. Like maybe:

I'm being oppressed by the patriarchy because the milkman keeps bringing me delicious sticks of butter

or

I need feminism because the patriarchy won't recognize my civil union to high fat dairy products

or

I need feminism because unrealistic, female beauty standards just aren't possible with a one pound of butter a week habit

or maybe its fingers were just caked in butter when it was having its picture taken.

Anyway, it's obvious that eating butter is the feminist's favourite strategy for fighting the patriarchy.

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[–] DalaiFarmer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Normal people don't eat fucking sticks of butter.

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[–] leweb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Right? It's not even nice. I mean, if I'm going to eat something fatty, there are lots of much more appetizing things.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago 

EW I knew a girl in middle school who would eat scoops of butter. At the time she was semi thin but I think it was more bc her mom was a dead beat piece of shit who would only occasionally buy them food. She would say it wasn't that bad but all I can imagin is it being greasy as fuck

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[–] Hinasil 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I can't even taste anything when I eat straight up butter. I just feel the grease all over my mouth, it's disgusting. The fact this hambeast nearly choked on a stick of butter tells us it's too lazy to cook and to kill itself.

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[–] tapsnapornap 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No. They just use a spoon instead

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[–] SaneGoatiSwear 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

@jmtullock give v/fatpeoplehate some love and support

our new image hoster is a voat goat, shitlords and ladies!

SHITLORD FOR LIFE!

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The idea of eating a stick of butter makes me feel sick! Ew!! Why on earth would someone eat a stick of butter?!?! That's just like pouring lard and lbs down your throat, there is something really wrong with people who do that and enjoy it.. I am like wtf! Butter is awesome on crumpets but on its own ..... Just NO!! Vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit Is this an American thing? Is it common to do this in the states?

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[–] SkinnyFrenchBitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly, I thought that only Homer Simpson are doing things like that...

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Amateur mistake - she should have been eating butter out of the tub instead.

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[–] scootycreampuff 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh God, all the images in my head about fats eating straight butter today have made me absolutely nauseous. That's not how you use butter.

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago 

Can one of you photo shop shitlords draw over this lard as if she was human

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[–] laughing_90 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Did this for you :) Hope you enjoy it!! http://imgur.com/a/zDYkt

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[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

AAHAHAH YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

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[–] laughing_90 ago 

Also, I only used imgur because sli.mg is not working. And if she looks hot its because I am used to drawing for high fashion... not for whatever the fuck she is.

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[–] SloptimusPrime 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

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[–] spareribs ago 

My ex used to eat little bits of goat butter

Thankfully she had slim genetics

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