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[–] 7665517? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yep, this is the type who hangs out and hides in the locker room. It will venture onto the treadmill and waddle along slowly for less than 10 minutes and then block your way into the locker room when you have to go pee. Then it shoots you dirty looks in the mirror and leaves shortly thereafter. We had one of these creatures at our gym once. I didn't see it after two weekends.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fatty's think the gym is a "chore".

The gym is release. The gym is escape. The gym is refuge. It's where I get to just focus on my fitness goals and forget my stressful day. The gym is where life boils down from all of its complexities to the simplest pleasure of a good run, or lift, or stroke of the pedal, or pull of the cord.

The gym is pure Zen. A meditation on perfection. A study on the need to strive and better.

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[–] Storm333 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

wipes tear

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. Hate cause ugh to change into the clothes and cardio, but Love because nothing beats the feeling of that pump and you feel amazing/recharged afterwards.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is prose poetry, bravo! ❤️👍

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Spoken like someone who has never pushed hard enough at the gym to feel the post-workout good feels. Working out would feel like a chore when your time is wasted waddling on a treadmill for a while. Typical fat putting in minimum effort and expecting maximum results.

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Didn't you know that taking a selfie with workout clothes on burns 500 calories? 750 calories if you take it at the gym. 1000 calories if you take it at a trailhead. Basically taking a selfie is way better than working out.

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It disturbs me greatly how far she can press her hand in and still not touch bone. I can literally just rest my hands on my hips; if I poke one finger into the side I can go in maybe an inch.

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"Maybe if I make this ugly face people won't realize how ugly I am. And I better put my hand where my hip should be so I can look all sexay and kurvie"

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[–] 7668586? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

January is almost over... January is almost over...

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sees it as a chore... battle and war likely lost.

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[–] SmallElfinBody 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're very optimistic.

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[–] fpplh8 ago 

If you hate the food you're eating on your diet, you're not hungry enough.

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