[–] 7665517? 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Yep, this is the type who hangs out and hides in the locker room. It will venture onto the treadmill and waddle along slowly for less than 10 minutes and then block your way into the locker room when you have to go pee. Then it shoots you dirty looks in the mirror and leaves shortly thereafter. We had one of these creatures at our gym once. I didn't see it after two weekends.
[–] fatis4punching 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
It disturbs me greatly how far she can press her hand in and still not touch bone. I can literally just rest my hands on my hips; if I poke one finger into the side I can go in maybe an inch.
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Didn't you know that taking a selfie with workout clothes on burns 500 calories? 750 calories if you take it at the gym. 1000 calories if you take it at a trailhead. Basically taking a selfie is way better than working out.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm here but I don't wanna
too late
Did you make a mistake and think the gym owner was offering donuts? Now you bitch about it via InstaHam.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Spoken like someone who has never pushed hard enough at the gym to feel the post-workout good feels. Working out would feel like a chore when your time is wasted waddling on a treadmill for a while. Typical fat putting in minimum effort and expecting maximum results.