[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She fucking quit her job to 'become a mermaid'. Fats are really overgrown children - and that's not nice for kids. My 4yo actually wants to be a veterinarian and my 7yo a baker... they know the difference between real life and fiction
They must really by shoveling in the beetus if they swim that much and manage to stay that fat.
[–] thefisherman1961 ago
My guess is that they all spent too much time watching The Little Mermaid as kids. And obviously eating as young adults.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I was born with a terrible birth defect - which is legs.
the beetus reaper hath been summoned
[–] bigtankknight ago
Too bad that whaling is outlawed in US waters. They better be careful not to stray to far from land.