They must really by shoveling in the beetus if they swim that much and manage to stay that fat.
[–] thefisherman1961 ago
My guess is that they all spent too much time watching The Little Mermaid as kids. And obviously eating as young adults.
[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She fucking quit her job to 'become a mermaid'. Fats are really overgrown children - and that's not nice for kids. My 4yo actually wants to be a veterinarian and my 7yo a baker... they know the difference between real life and fiction
[–] derram 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://archive.is/ZD3VZ | https://vgy.me/oJRtEN.png :
America's secret community of MERMAIDS in Seattle | Daily Mail Online
'Caitlin had long dreamed of being a mermaid and watching the Disney movie The Little Mermaid did nothing to ease her aspirations. '
'But now aged 32, Caitlin is living her dream: She is part of a ‘secret’ community of people who identify as part-human, part-fish and call themselves merfolk. '
'Her friends Ed Brown and Tessie LaMourea also identify as part-fish-part-human and like Caitlin, they are immersed in the lifestyle. '
'Under her mer name of ‘Cyanea’, she earns a living running mermaid workshops and creates majestic silicone tails. '
'When Caitlin Nielsen told her kindergarten teacher she wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up, the kids laughed at her. '
[–] bigtankknight ago
Too bad that whaling is outlawed in US waters. They better be careful not to stray to far from land.