[–] thefisherman1961 ago
My guess is that they all spent too much time watching The Little Mermaid as kids. And obviously eating as young adults.
They must really by shoveling in the beetus if they swim that much and manage to stay that fat.
[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She fucking quit her job to 'become a mermaid'. Fats are really overgrown children - and that's not nice for kids. My 4yo actually wants to be a veterinarian and my 7yo a baker... they know the difference between real life and fiction
[–] bigtankknight ago
Too bad that whaling is outlawed in US waters. They better be careful not to stray to far from land.
[–] Convair990 ago
This is beyond disturbing. Fat really can derange the mind.