[–] Celtic_Queen ago
I hope there aren't eat beasts like that when I go to watch Phantom of The Opera - that fucking thing can barely fit in the seat! Horrific! And to leave all that mess on the floor! Entitled and disgusting obeast!
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
I hope that armrest is uncomfortable as fuck, you miserable, inconsiderate blob.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I can't stand that shit, I waitressed in college and a bit after, and it's always fucking fats that do that shit. They think they can litter and leave their diabetes droppings wherever the fuck they want. Since I could never say anything back then, I take the liberty of calling them out now. I have so much pent up rage from those days, I'm more than happy to let loose when given the opportunity.
Hey, lurking fats, just because you're disgusting and sloppy doesn't mean your borrowed surroundings have to be. Clean up after yourself, you're not toddlers even though you act and smell like them. Everybody notices you leaving your garbage around, how could they not? You can try to be sneaky but it doesn't exactly work when you're the size of a fucking cruise ship, fat cunt.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
There's obese, and then there's deathfat
[–] ajmst1lt ago
Isn't this originally from here...?
I have a vague memory of someone who worked the event posting a story that went along with this. How the seats are from an age when the theater was built for humans and not farm animals.