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[–] UncleDoug 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Physically, I'm 5'7"

5'7" and...

I have a pretty good sense of humour

Starting right now

Prefer profiles with pics.

Again...

Physically, I'm 5'7". Dark hair, thick eyebrows

A sickly goat would probably suffice

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[–] Dantalian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

See, guys who aren't tall as a skyscraper or insanely rich can take on an "I'm just a dude" aspect to their character. They can be darkly humorous and get girls with their sharp wit and confidence, while openly admitting that they don't look like a movie star. Messofanego, from I've seen, is too PC to just be a dude, and would drive western non-fatties away like a vegetable platter with vinaigrette for dipping instead of ranch. I can't hate on him for puting himself out there, though.

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[–] LimeIsMyWaifu 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Projecting much? LMAO

You ever think why they watch so much porn, hmm? Could be to do with how repressed they are, and want to rub one out to get some oxytocin and endorphins so they can forget their miserable life for a few minutes?

http://archive.is/Qg4fQ

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[–] this_somuchthis 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

what a mess ;p

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[–] GreenMP3 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

lol

what

the

fuck

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[–] BBFTB 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I don't remember him being as tall as that or cracking any funny jokes at the meets he's been to. He's exactly the same as he is on gaf.

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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He wasn't wearing his discrete lifts then.

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[–] BBFTB 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty much

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[–] 8arff 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Works in a mental health hospital. Must feel no different than hanging out on gaf all day.

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[–] neogag 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Who the hell describes himself that way. smh @ "thick eyebrows."

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[–] ThisIsWhoWeR 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Suggests he's been rejected for the eyebrows before and wants to get them out of the way.

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