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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's like a bonus tax. Not only are you paying for too much food to get in worse shape, you're also paying an entry fee to get in worse shape.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Planet Fitness in a nutshell. Just ask /u/PhillyShitlord. They go to the gym, walk slowly on the treadmill, and reward themselves with candy and pizza.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

WHY HAVE YOU SUMM.......

Oh.....yea. That's Planet Fatness' business model. They actually hate members like me who actually tax and use their equipment.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'll never understand people who walk 5Ks.

It's a huge waste of money. I walk more than that when I run errands, several times that amount when I go to a theme park.

And neither of those count as "exercise" in my book. Just why the fuck pay money to walk at all, let alone such a short distance.

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[–] Mortimer_Rektusgrin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It lets them play pretend. Athlete for a day kind of thing.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Case in point: Ragen "runs marathons slower than the Google Maps walking speed" Chastain.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

^ I'd be paying money to do the exact same thing I do when I get groceries.

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[–] lionheart 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought your kidding, then I zoomed in and wow it is a donut..... unbelievable.

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who needs a doughnut immediately after "exercise" anyway? Why not something more hydrating?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In other words, they didn't even do anything that would get them slightly winded. And fats get winded easily.

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[–] 7620402? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But, but...

"My trainer said I need to replenish the glycogen in my muscles."

Eat an orange, bitch.

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's how you avoid your shugahs going too low and falling into starvashun mode shitlord!!!

Do you want it to get even fatter? Educate yourself!

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[–] omar_coming_yo_ ago 

Who the fuck pays to run a 5K? (3.1miles)

Barley worth lacing up your shoes....

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[–] talus_extraordinaire ago 

Wow this looks like AZ

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[–] SkyPir8 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Papago park in Tempe

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[–] talus_extraordinaire ago 

ah yes! couldn't remember the name

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[–] DevilsMonkey ago 

Of course it does.

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