[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's like a bonus tax. Not only are you paying for too much food to get in worse shape, you're also paying an entry fee to get in worse shape.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Planet Fitness in a nutshell. Just ask /u/PhillyShitlord. They go to the gym, walk slowly on the treadmill, and reward themselves with candy and pizza.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
WHY HAVE YOU SUMM.......
Oh.....yea. That's Planet Fatness' business model. They actually hate members like me who actually tax and use their equipment.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In other words, they didn't even do anything that would get them slightly winded. And fats get winded easily.
Wow this looks like AZ
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's how you avoid your shugahs going too low and falling into starvashun mode shitlord!!!
Do you want it to get even fatter? Educate yourself!
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'll never understand people who walk 5Ks.
It's a huge waste of money. I walk more than that when I run errands, several times that amount when I go to a theme park.
And neither of those count as "exercise" in my book. Just why the fuck pay money to walk at all, let alone such a short distance.
[–] Mortimer_Rektusgrin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It lets them play pretend. Athlete for a day kind of thing.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Case in point: Ragen "runs marathons slower than the Google Maps walking speed" Chastain.
[–] ShitArchon ago
^ I'd be paying money to do the exact same thing I do when I get groceries.