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[–] smelly_farts 0 points 39 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago (edited ago)
Photog: OK put your hand on her waist.
Him: where?
P: Hip?
Him: ???
P: Just grab one of the rolls.
Him: Gotcha.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Dude lmao I died imagining this go down I can just picture him grabbing rolls and not knowing what her hips even look like
[–] SaveTheChildren 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Oh god. If piggy is already this big, imagine in 5-10 years. This obeast will have some serious gravitational pull.
[–] Fllmia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Piggy: "I'm looking forward to letting myself go once we are married."
I have a date with my SO tonight. We are going to the gym. It's gonna be hawt. You don't let yourself go, you build yourself up.