[–] llliilliilll 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Christ on a cross. Crying over a game. Dude better hope he can keep his job if this is bar at which he'll lose it.
[–] Somehumanmale 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Seems like a sane and stable response. If I didn't leave work after the last few Nintendo E3s, no one can
[–] Schopenhauer4ever 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Stinkles alt.
The last time he cried this hard was Carrie Fisher.
Before that, Hillary.
Before that, trans Sonybottoms being offended at Cortana's hips being too big.
To be fair, two out of four of those match Meryl Streep and Mark Hamil's latest crying jags.
[–] EnlightenedWave 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
That seems really unfair to the other retarded people he works with at the recycle sorting station
[–] Somehumanmale 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I was gonna say don't worry, someone else can make the McDonald's fries just as well, but this works, too
[–] BeingTylerMalkavich 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Don't worry, a whole life of adversity can be avoided in mom's basement, BumbleBeeCody.
[–] MegaMalka 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No words. lol