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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
yeah, at first I thought it was some fucking weird joke – but nope, it's 'in the talks'. I will shank someone if the live action barbie movie that I've wanted since I was 10 years old stars an unfunny fat fuck.
[–] AnyColourYouLike 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Perhaps they are going for the old, discarded, washed up, and romantically retired cat-lady Barbie in this particular film?
[–] HAESSnowflake 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh yea this was floating around this sub a month ago or something. Supposedly she is supposed to be like a barbie reject or something in the movie, I don't really care to look into it though.
[–] theironneverlies ago
That is really sad, my 4 year old would have loved to see that movie.
[–] Nofatpeople ago (edited ago)
Up next, Kevin James plays Rambo, and Jonah Hill plays Arnold Schwarzenegger.
[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Are you saying that fyrce wymen don't deserve a muscular man to worship their curves? How sexist of you! Sexy men love hanbeasts!
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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh yeah, of course he will. How else are they supposed to make the whiny hambeasts feel like they're attractive?