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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

yeah, at first I thought it was some fucking weird joke – but nope, it's 'in the talks'. I will shank someone if the live action barbie movie that I've wanted since I was 10 years old stars an unfunny fat fuck.

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[–] AnyColourYouLike 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Perhaps they are going for the old, discarded, washed up, and romantically retired cat-lady Barbie in this particular film?

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[–] christ93 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Trailer trash Barbie?

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[–] planetofthehambeasts [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh yeah, of course he will. How else are they supposed to make the whiny hambeasts feel like they're attractive?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah, it's ridiculous and will be terrible for Barbie. Have you heard the plot, though? Fat Barbie gets kicked out of the land of Barbie for not being perfect enough and goes on to learn a lesson about unattainable beauty standards or something. But in the land of Barbie, everyone is perfect except for this one fatarse so where is the unattainable part? It doesn't make sense even before you consider how pathetic the whole idea is.

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[–] cocteautwins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

haha!

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[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Please tell me you're joking...

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[–] New_Targaryen_Empire ago 

Unfortunately C&S presented an accurate plot summary :/