[–] Ruston 0 points 48 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago
why the hell do these things try to act human? are they so self unaware that they don't realize that they cannot do things that humans can?
look, i think it is cool that birds can fly. but if i jumped off a building and flapped my arms, i would not expect to fly. I am not a bird. so i cannot do the same things birds can do.
just at eat beasts are not human. so they should not expect to be able to do what humans can do.
[–] Tiredofyourshit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I wouldn't be surprised if the fall broke or shattered her hip/pelvis
Skinny and fit people usually don't do this shit, what makes her obese ass think she can?
[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Same reason as why she's fat: bad judgment.
[–] Apathy 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Because they don't participate in any activity that requires exercise, so they don't understand the limits of their body. Everything they know is in their imagination. The second I saw her try to use her arms to drop down I knew she didn't have the strength to hold her own weight, even if it was just to let herself down. It was probably the first time in her life she tried to use her arms to support her own weight.
She just got a good dose of reality.
[–] Dead-Beat-Shit-Head [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My bad pal,new to the sub
[–] dildonkers 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is the best thing ever. Pity it wasn't head first onto concrete.
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[–] DefendingLoser 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sweet sweet fatty tears, full of their excess sugar and butter.
[–] Tiredofyourshit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They're probably flammable