[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Wear makeup and you, too, could look double your age like me! I also couldn't help but think those nail are long to be utensils. I can picture it using them to spear food 10 things at a time.
[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She probably has shit skin from a crap diet and needs to hide it, that's the only logical reason I can think of. However, the long nails weird me out, one day she'll stab her twat.
[–] hypercat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I have shit skin. Yay, genetics. And I still get carded at 36. I don't feel the need to wear makeup because it just makes my skin worse. And eye makeup gets smushy and is covered by my glasses. Cheers for looking young because you are not fat. It's pretty great.
[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
spear food 10 things at a time.
upvote for this
[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
You can put as much makeup on your revolting bloated face as you like, you're still going to look like a gross fat pig.
Thin privilege is looking fine without wearing so much makeup that it makes Ronald McDonald look like he's sporting the 'natural' look.
[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It was dimly lit and I could still see the bright purple lipstick she was wearing and heavy eye makeup. At 4 am, why the hell would you put that much on?
[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Sounds like she went full Tumblr... you never go full Tumblr.
[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I can't knock her for commenting on the Irish Spring. I've gotten way more compliments about Irish Spring smell than any cologne. I don't even bother anymore. Just a shower and everyone thinks I smell amazing!
[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I just like that clean feeling after, dove was too oily to me and their ad campaign grossed me out.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
You were lucky the car didn't explode in a huge grease fire after that burn.