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[–] ghaele ago 

I'm her age and usually get estimated at your age, and never wear makeup. Amazing how that works. Good on you for speaking up, hope you had a good flight

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[–] Nachostador ago 

You just reminded me of my favorite Uber ride.

Last year, I pooled with another passenger. We picked her up 5 minutes after me. Mini planet gets in the front seat next to the driver (probably too physically strenuous to slide in the back seat).

The driver is a pretty talkative middle-aged lady (human sized). She starts chatting her up.

10 minutes in, she asks her when she's due. Mini planet tries to deflect the question. The driver asks the question again. Answer; "I'm not pregnant".

Shitlord grinning in the back.

Most awkward AND satisfying end of a ride I ever had on Uber.

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[–] Alpha_Machine ago 

Oh honey every woman needs makeup, it's what brings out our inner beauty

What does that even mean?

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] ago 

I didn't understand it either, my inner beauty doesn't have smoky eyes and clown lips.

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[–] ColorblindChameleon ago 

When I get in a rideshare and they're fat I sit on the opposite side because I'm afraid in an accident the ham will rebound off the airbag and break the seat and crush me. Is that an irrational fear? Or are there statistics to back me up?

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] ago 

I never did the research but it seems logical, that's what I did. Which is why I was terrified when she took her attention off the road to size me up.

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[–] hamsbegone ago 

Awesome :)

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[–] Storm333 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When I used to be overweight bmi (25-27) years ago as a teen to like age 21...I compensated with a shit ton of makeup. As a 28 year old, fit, muscular female (I laugh when fatties say after age 25 muh metabolism!), I rarely wear much if any makeup. Only special occasions

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Same, eyeliner is a very special occasion.

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[–] french_runner 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ouch. ;)

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[–] DE4THWI5H 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She was fat so no doubt she probably looked older than she was, but I've seen exceptions. Real talk: Did she look 45 or were you fucking with her?

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

she really looked 45

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