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[–] wtf_hell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hope its GPS recalibrated itself to the nearest burn unit.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I use Irish Spring as well.

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can't knock her for commenting on the Irish Spring. I've gotten way more compliments about Irish Spring smell than any cologne. I don't even bother anymore. Just a shower and everyone thinks I smell amazing!

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I just like that clean feeling after, dove was too oily to me and their ad campaign grossed me out.

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[–] wtf_hell 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly, thin people in general smell way better. Probably something to do with being able to shower better because we lack fupa folds, and that we don't have fried grease coming from our pores constantly.

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[–] ilieksnow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Rekt

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[–] 7557445? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Burn level: Thermonuclear

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

You can put as much makeup on your revolting bloated face as you like, you're still going to look like a gross fat pig.

Thin privilege is looking fine without wearing so much makeup that it makes Ronald McDonald look like he's sporting the 'natural' look.

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It was dimly lit and I could still see the bright purple lipstick she was wearing and heavy eye makeup. At 4 am, why the hell would you put that much on?

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Sounds like she went full Tumblr... you never go full Tumblr.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Wear makeup and you, too, could look double your age like me! I also couldn't help but think those nail are long to be utensils. I can picture it using them to spear food 10 things at a time.

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[–] omar_coming_yo_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

spear food 10 things at a time.

upvote for this

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[–] RedStilettoes [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She probably has shit skin from a crap diet and needs to hide it, that's the only logical reason I can think of. However, the long nails weird me out, one day she'll stab her twat.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Shit skin is also caused by the current-gen foundations/powders/primers, which are specifically designed to clog your pores to make skin look smoother.

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[–] amnat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

...one day she'll stab her twat.

Even with the extended length of the fake nails, it's probably beyond her reach.

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[–] 7557438? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm sure you are right about this.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I have shit skin. Yay, genetics. And I still get carded at 36. I don't feel the need to wear makeup because it just makes my skin worse. And eye makeup gets smushy and is covered by my glasses. Cheers for looking young because you are not fat. It's pretty great.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

You were lucky the car didn't explode in a huge grease fire after that burn.