[–] HammyFlammy 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The fat rolls were probably covering his eyes and blurring his vision.
[–] HamilySpawn 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Please, PLEASE, report back! I want to know what happens. Fat fuck can't see with all the adipose on its face.
[–] lezzmeister 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do it. But make sure his manager is there.
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[–] WeightIsPersonality 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
One time wouldn't hurt, probably, but repeatedly kicking out legal-age customers would be bad for business, especially if word spreads.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks for this, I work in a liquor store and people don't realize how much shit we get into if we take something that's not valid, and they send secret shoppers at least once a week with all kinds of things wrong to test us. I had a $600 fine once because I didn't make someone go back to their car to get a second piece, as she was all kinds of flustered and said she was in a huge rush and I stupidly told her ok as she definitely looked old enough but still under 30. I'm not making that mistake again, and people get SO mad at me if I refuse them for not having ID.
However, the guy in OP's story is a stupid fuck for not knowing her ID was real.
[–] ThinPerson 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't call the cops for something this petty. Get a manager or order a chocolate milk and throw it at his ass
[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
We got fifty states, do you expect a fatty to remember them all?
[–] GuamWhaleWatcher 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Your think that's hard? I'm from Guam. These dumb fucks aren't even capable of realizing that the U.S is more than the 50 states. We also have Puerto Rico, Washington DC, Guam, Virgin Islands, and Northern Marianas.
Had my ID destroyed by fat bouncers wondering if it's real. Was told to bring my passport instead. Why would I carry my $110 passport to drink in my own country? But then again, if they paid attention in school, they'd probably not be working as a bouncer.
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Lesse... Burgerhoma, Cheddarfornia, Mayorado, Texmexas...
[–] pizzajesus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Leave! Attractive young women are bad for business at bars /s
[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Was the fat fuck bartender a mayo or femayo?
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[–] miqotes [S] 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Thats what I was planning on doing. There were so many people there to verify my age and it couldn't bother to even say anything. I didn't even care about drinking, I just wanted to see my boss before she left.
[–] Fllmia 1 point 21 points 22 points (+22|-1) ago
Message me the info and I will gladly call this cunts manager and help get it canned.